Invisible Man Quotes
At the suggestion of my love, here are some quotes from one of the best shows, season one:...
Kevin Fawkes: You've got to think about premature visibility - we need to teach you some control.
Darien: Nobody moves, or the gland gets it!
Hobbes: You're out of your league.
Darien: Oh I'm out of my league - oh yes, what league would that be? Oh, of course, the pyscho secret agent softball league.
Hobbes: I'm too good for my own good.
Darien: Santiana once said, "Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it." Well if that's true, then I'm screwed, cause here I am, repeating history all over again.
Hobbes: (to Darien) If anything happens, go Saran Wrap.
Darien: The Scotish philosopher, Balfour, said that "Destiny is the scapegoat we make responsible for our crimes". He was probably right, too. This philosophy, known as determinism, was best summed up by Doris Day, with the words, "que sera, sera". Now, I'm not saying she was right, but if it was between Doris and the Scottish dude, I'd party with her any day.
Darien: Somebody once told me that if a stoplight turns red before you can cross, your life changes forever. I'll buy that it changes but, just ‘til the next morning. Then it's a whole new deal."
Hobbes: Enjoy the ignorance, my friend. It's bliss.
Hobbes: You just stir up the pot. I'll make it boil.
Darien: There's a little known law of the universe:
When someone who own a mansion hires you to steal something, it can never end well.
Darien: I got a question. If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, how much knowledge does a person need before they're safe? My guess? I'll never be safe again.
Darien: A 19th century scientist, Thomas Huxly, once asked, "If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, how much knowledge does a person need before they're safe?" My guess? A whole hell of a lot.
Kate: (referring to Darien's uncontrollable invisiblity during intimacy) Would it help if I threw cold water on it or something? Is this the first time it's happened?"
Hobbes: A pond doesn't change its scum.
Darien: I'm the coolest secret agent you never did see.
Darien: They say necessity is the mother of invention. And when necessity is survival; she can be one mean mother. Of course, it's her child, invention, that is the real dangerous one.
Hobbes: You never trust love, my friend, because love is blind.
Darien: A great 20th century philospher named Charles Shultz once had Linus observe that "Big sisters are the crab grass on the lawn of life". Yeah, well, I guess the same can be said of big brothers.
Eberts: Medicine: can't live with it, can't live without it.
Hobbes: Paranoia is not contagious.
Arnaud: We believe what we want to believe. The rest is all smoke and mirrors.
Darien: One nation under God, invisible. See, that's how I learned the pledge as a kid. Now that I'm grown up and working for Uncle Sam, there's another saying that makes a little more sense, it's from the Bible, something about the "blind leading the blind".
Darien: "Oscar Wilde once said that, "Sometimes is takes courage to give into temptation." Well, I think I'm going to work on getting my courage up.
Hobbes: (to Darien) Looks like it's time for the Casper routine, my friend.
(talking to a super-intelligent Hobbes)
Darien: You're superman? I'm the invisible man. Wow, we just get Wonder Woman, we could really party, you know what I'm saying?
Darien: You're in the spy business. Why don't you have a safehouse?
The Official: It was a safehouse or the electrical bill.
(trying to get information from a contact)
Fran: Why didn't you say you were from the Department of Fish & Game in the first place?
Darien: It's never worked.
The Keeper: I think that we should just trust Hobbes to do the right thing.
The Official: That’s like trusting my dog not to pee on the carpet.
Darien: (Quicksilver insane) Die, cuckoo clock, die!
Arnaud: Tag, you're dead.
Darien: We got a mole.
The Official: Well, I don’t like to think of myself as a mole.
Darien: I've been Official'd.
The Official: 'Official'd'. I like the sound of that.
Darien: I don't.
Darien: They say 'he who sups with the devil, needs a long spoon'. Yeah, well, I was making dinner reservations for two.
(after Bobby makes a joke)
The Official: Bobby, don't quit your day job.
Bobby: Pay me more.
Bobby: The leak’s got a leak.